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Do you know if you’ll be saved?
May 6, 2008, 1:20 pm
Filed under: Conservative Evangelicalism, Humor

About a year ago a man walked up to me in the parking lot of a grocery store and asked me if I knew whether I was saved. I thought about it for a second and responded, “Well, no, I don’t think I really have much choice in the matter.” He, of course, reminded me that I do in fact have a choice in the matter, so he handed me a tract with a prayer on it. He informed me that if I say this prayer I will know that I will be saved from the pit of hell. I told him that I wasn’t so sure that we could decide such matters, and that it is more likely that God makes these decisions.


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So…

Do you know if you are saved?

Comment by roger flyer May 8, 2008 @ 8:53 am

Check Faith and Theology blog today re: Evangelical Manifesto.
Very interesting.

Comment by roger flyer May 8, 2008 @ 8:56 am

Yeah, I saw it. Pretty interesting.

Comment by R.O. Flyer May 8, 2008 @ 9:06 am

Can we elect Rowan Williams to be pope? I mean seriously, we could be elcting a woman or a black man to be Presiden t of the US. Do you think they saw that coming 50 years ago?

Comment by Roger Flyer May 8, 2008 @ 5:53 pm



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